Deadhead socialite Paris Hilton is set to return to reality television and we couldn’t be more thrilled (insert sarcasm here). The new show will debut on Oxygen and funnily enough, we’d rather be on oxygen than watch it. It is still unclear what the exact premise of this new endeavor will be but we have some ideas.
Perhaps the show should focus on explaining what the hell it is she does. Or…how about making her serve the prison time that poor people do when they drive drunk. You know, since she was in the slammer for about three seconds.