Why Couldn’t it Be Paris?


Paris Hilton‘s boyfriend, Cy “what the hell is he thinking” Waits was attacked outside of an LA court room yesterday. We’d like to say “ha ha!” but that would be super mean. So we’re going to be extraordinarily mean and say…”why wasn’t it Paris”?

The two were there to testify against a home invader and…oh who cares. Lets watch the video of the attack.

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