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I was at my homeboys wedding a little while ago and Jessica Alba was there. She was looking fine especially for a chick that has children! I was chatting with her for a while, she was way cool!
We all were bustin’ out some battle moves on the dance floor, I was puttin her friends to shame, but Jessica can dance! She was puttin all different types of sick combos together.
I was trying to holler at one of her close girlfriends and she was definitely jockin, you should have seen me I was swagged out to death! I even had my pimp limp goin!!
